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What Would Count as It Working

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Gancho

“"You said you'd never buy anything for this again."”

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— You said you'd never buy anything for this again.
— I said that, yeah.
— What changed?
— Somebody asked me what would count as it working. And I didn't have an answer. Eleven purchases and I'd never once decided, in advance, what would count.
— So you were just… hoping and seeing.
— Hoping and seeing. For years. That's not testing anything, that's just spending.
— And now?
— Now I've written it down. What I'm watching for. Roughly when. And what I'll do if it doesn't happen.
— Which is?
— Send it back. Sixty days, full refund, no questions. That part matters more than people think — it means being wrong costs me nothing but attention.
— That's a low bar to clear.
— It's the only bar I've ever been able to clear. Every other time, being wrong cost me money I'd already spent.
— And what are you watching for?
— That's the part that's written up below. Read that first.

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Texto en pantalla

TiempoTextoFunción
0–5snever againFaja fija
20–26shoping and seeingQuiebre
44–50ssixty days, no questionsGarantía canónica

Producción

Primer frame: dos hombres a media conversación, split vertical.
Escena: despacho neutro. Ninguna credencial ni bata.

Riesgo

RiesgoGarantía de 60 días — la canónica. Nunca 365. Y ningún porcentaje ni día concreto como marcador (decisión abierta).